EU is going places.

When a plane is in the air, does it still exert it’s weight on Earth? Yes/No and why?

I agree this does not qualify as a usual chit chat when speaking long-distance with a potential suitor.But if you bear down my throat to tell me what scum bags doctors are, I have a jab or two to put you in your place especially if you are an engineer with Boeing.

Muhahhahahah!

I know I am so going to hell.

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    Sometimes Saintly Nick said…

    You are NOT going to hell! (Besides I don’t believe hell exists).

    Should I go back through my Monday joke blogs and send you some jokes about engineers? Here’s one of the most famous that pops into my mind without doing that research:

    Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?”

    The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes, and said, “Take what you want.”

    “The second engineer nodded approvingly, “Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.

    2/05/2007 05:56:00 AM
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    Richa Bhardwaj said…

    Hehe…
    Nice!! 🙂

    I’m sure hell has a long queue of people to accommodate before accecpting such cases. 😀

    2/05/2007 06:45:00 AM
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    Gaizabonts said…

    i doubt it @ hell. It depends, you know, are your intentions good?

    2/05/2007 06:54:00 AM
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    educatedunemployed said…

    Nick:
    That is a good one.You always have a great selection.Well I am not always very nice to people.And I feel bad about it.

    Richa:
    Thanks…but does that mean you do think I am a case worth queuing up to go to hell??..:P

    Gaizabonts:
    Yes the intentions were noble.I wanted to get him to stop bad mouthing other professions.

    2/05/2007 12:19:00 PM
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    Richa Bhardwaj said…

    hehe…
    no no…i just meant that they won’t consider your case because it’s out of their league. 😀

    2/06/2007 02:07:00 AM
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    Arz000n said…

    Dont worry…even if you land up in HELL, I’ll be there waiting to receive you in my BOEING 9033!!

    My name is BOND….z0000n BOND!!

    (That was my code word…think I said it loud….Opppss!!)

    2/06/2007 02:27:00 AM
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    Gaizabonts said…

    then you are definitely going there!

    2/06/2007 02:41:00 AM
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    Biju said…

    if I were an engineer with boeing, I would have said a plane in the air exerts (V*pi/g^.5*m+ga)/(log m)

    heee haaaaaawwwwwwwwww!!! btw, you are so not going to hell cos according to my calculations you would miss the hell-portal by .25 microns and hence end up in uberspace.

    i am a bad engineer and quite crazy at that.

    2/06/2007 04:43:00 AM
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    educatedunemployed said…

    Richa:
    Aha! see now you are talking…:D

    Arz000n:
    Yes that was loud and clear.Now I can get to you Muhahhahaha!!

    Gaizabonts:
    Thanks for the vote of confidence.

    Biju:
    Mr Bad and crazy engineer..So you agree the airplane exerts what ever it is you have defined the plane exerts.I want u to explain why.See that is the problem with you engineers.You think you can throw some jargons and some formulas at us and we will bow down to thee.I am asking for a simple explanation and hereby proving why I should go to hell..:P

    2/06/2007 06:47:00 AM
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    lazy leo said…

    EU: heh heh…. i bet that shut him up nice and proper….what the hell was he thinking of anyway….definitely not a good way to impress a prospective bride…

    Nick: wonderful joke…..made my day!

    2/06/2007 10:38:00 AM
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    Grey Shades said…

    Lol!!! I wonder if he is the potential suitor anymore 🙂

    2/06/2007 10:38:00 PM

    greensatya said…

    Boeing Engineer ! considering the balance sheet of Boeing, I would say that as quite ‘weighty’ job. Sounds like an interesting suitor, though a bit nerdy kind.

    I left Engineering long ago, but I will still try. Weight is due to gravity and as far as you can feel the gravity of Earth, there will be weight. If our Boeing flies in space, then no weight, lower down, it has weight.

    Next time try with some engineer of Lockheed Martin, no weight for them 🙂

    2/07/2007 12:14:00 AM

    adi said…

    hell is a place somewhere between a clinic n a law firm 😦

    2/07/2007 03:46:00 AM

    educatedunemployed said…

    Lazy Leo:
    Yes that conversation didn’t go very well after that.But I couldn’t help but smirk through and through.

    Grey Shades:
    You guessed it.No he isn’t.

    Greensatya:
    This is the commonest explanation given which is wrong.

    Adi:
    Hmm..Haven’t been there yet..:)

    2/07/2007 05:26:00 AM

    greensatya said…

    Guess I am not an engineer then :d

    2/07/2007 05:50:00 AM

    educatedunemployed said…

    Satya:
    School main Physics nahi padhi kya??

    2/07/2007 09:51:00 AM

    Little Miss Muffet said…

    i think he deserved it if he badmouthed ur job. 😛 to him!

    2/07/2007 12:03:00 PM

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  2. so – you just wanted to be the first one to comment on your blog? 😉

    Welcome!

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  3. Gaizabonts:
    I am very happy that it is you infact who has left the first comment on this blog.I think I am going to have a lot of fun here.

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  4. Ditto! and yes – its fun here! btw, you may want to tell your readers that if they want to comment on your previous posts – they have to click the link – a direct comment link doesn’t show up in this template for previous posts.

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  5. Gaizabonts:
    I am hoping to find new readers.Those that can figure their way around this template. 😉

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