I agree I should get married soon.
I have realised I have physical needs.
I have some emotional ones too, and chocolate has stopped doing its job.
I need some action in my life, if you know what I mean 😉
I am so incomplete without the tag of being called some one’s wife.
That is precisely why life seems to be at a stand still.
Yeah, I think I should get my priorities right.
I should concentrate on finding a man.Do the doable.
Doesn’t have to be the right one.Chemistry can be built, you know, found with time.
Doesn’t matter our interests clashing we can find a common path.I am sure we can.
I don’t care about looks,you know I really don’t.
He doesn’t even need to have all four limbs intact.
He could even be blind and dumb, as long as you know, he is a man!
A man is all I need to make me feel complete.
Yes I think I am ready to get married.
That little speech my friends is the sure shot way to get your parents or any one else to back off from making your marriage plans.Insert woman in place for man, if you are male and straight or leave it just as it is if you are male and not so straight.And yes you are very welcome.
SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS 
For a few seconds there I couldn’t believe what I was reading!!!!! Gawd!!!! [which is my new favourite multipurpose expression I think. Gawd!] But I do agree that everyone needs some action. Or beer. 🙂
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owww…i thought u were being way too candid. but why the issue with marriage. these statements will come true sometime or the other. 🙂
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you’ve been tagged
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I was getting slighly worried when i started reading this post!!! 😮 was my reaction
but i could do with a play thing that i can send away when i’m bored
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hahaha… that was a good one…
btw, i’m with wishfulthinker…
action or beer…
beer suffices for the moment..
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Gosh you almost scared me there! :O
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Brilliant! Whoever thought of this, is a genius! Any need for you to try this? 😛
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priceless! you nearly had me fooled for a moment, you know… 🙂
and am still trying to imagine the look on a parent’s face on hearing this….. :0
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I almost bought that!!!:o
heheheh
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hahahaha
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LOL, that was a good one!
But seriously, isn’t there a chance this might backfire? I think that parents tend to take needs more seriously than wants. So if one replaces the word need with want in this speech, one might achieve the desired result more effectively. What say?
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Wishfulthinker:
Why Why??? You don’t think me getting married is a believable concept??? GAWD!
Appu:
And exactly what in this post is going to come true may I ask??
About that tag.I pass.I’ve done several such tags in the past.It is all on my archives.Sowwie!
San:
What play thing? * confused look*
Man in a box:
What has this world come to?? Choosing beer over action. Sigh!
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Sayesha:
Muhahhahahahah!
Rohit:
Who ever thought of this WHOEVER???? Who else but yours truly.
Nope I haven’t had to use it yet, but with the response here I think it might just about work..:P
LazyLeo:
It wont be pretty I can tell you.:D
Duhita:
Good girl.:)
Anon,10:31
🙂
Chiranth:
I say, B-school is getting to you dude.Precision and effectivity.Throwing a sure shot strategy to sell.Consultant types haan?..:P
I take it.If that doesn’t work, I’ll change needs to wants, with added desperation.:D
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umm play thing you know .. a happy chappie 😉
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L-O-L! 🙂
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at this moment u can find me beneath the keyboard doubled up with fits of laughter which no one around seem to comprehend (as always)…
…well sorta like that!!!
woman, that was brilliant.
u shud be a marriage councillor doc 😉
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I was referring to your ‘reasons’ to get married. Not to your ‘marraigeability’. Like that.
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Hmm. I smell sarcasm here. Hehe. Me, I’m not getting married. So where do I fit? 🙂
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Some of the rest of us could also use a little action.
So do a little dance… make a little love get down tonight…
then tomorrow night and the night after aswell… 🙂
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I agree with San. Get a boy-toy for the action, and screw marriage for now 😉
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San, Casablanca:
Sounds better than it actually is.Ask the experienced!! 😉
Grey Shades:
🙂
Adi:
Another alternate profession advice.:)
Wishfulthinker:
OK OK phew!
Abaniko:
In the sensible lot category.:)
Karuna:
Sounds like a plan girl.
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Now don’t say that finding a good man is not all that difficult.And for action you cant compare beer with man :):)
A nice post !
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well, actually I was shocked too.. 😀
does this really work? hmmm.
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*looks around* whose experienced here .. hands up and spill the dirt 😉
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Sharda:
Good and man together is almost becoming impossible girl.Of course it is difficult!!
I am so glad some people have their concepts about action right.;)
Biju:
Ha ha, I am guessing it will.
San:
Not on my blog space..
Tsk tsk..Will let you know some day…:p
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Sarcasn at it’s best–bet it must’ve worked wonders;-)
Happy diwali.
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Okay, that was ‘sarcasm’. But did you notice?
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Oops. *pats on EU’s back*
😛
I hope you don’t have to even try it! 😀
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lol
I’ll hold you to that.
Happy Diwali if you’re celebrating
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grin!! girl i almost freaked out on reading that. so tht isnt quite you?? 🙂
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Vishwa:
Hope you had an awesome Diwali too.Oh well Im still single ain’t I?..;)
Rohit:
Thanks, no not yet…:p
San:
Ha ha ha..alrighty..anyway I love a good gossip session.I did, thanks and hope you had a great day yourself.
Amarula:
Now, you wouldn’t really know what is the real me now would you..:p
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LOL “He doesnt have to have 4 limbs” So funny it sounds
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